Today I walked into my office with this on my desk:
The office manager usually makes b-day cards for everyone but she knew I'd appreciate how cute and crafty this was. It was filled with paper fortune cookies and she had each of my coworkers write something on a strip of paper and she sealed it inside.
Some are hilarious:
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
I'm glad there isn't a subspecies of honeybees that gathers urine, because man...their collection methods would probably hurt!
Chelsea, here's your fortune: You will have a happy b-day and be annoyed by Dave at least once today. Happy Birthday!
It's about time I got out of that cookie.
I work with funny people.